Lyrics

“Gimme them razorblade eyes one more time,” he said
“And let me tell you why you have to be mine.”
“You've got them childbearing hips
And such a natural shine.
You're a dynamic’ creature
Of the finest design.”

So she picked up her suitcase
And accepted his ride and said
“It’s just so nice to meet a sensitive guy!”
Then she leaned in real close like
And looked him in the eye and said
“Let’s see how you like me
When I eat you alive!”

You should have seen it,
The way her Venus Fly Trap lured him in
She’s the meanest,
Man-eating machine
This side of Mississippi
That there ever has been

Later that day,
She was out for a drive,
When she heard them sirens
And pulled off to the side.
The cop said
“You were doing 80 in a 45,
But if you slip me them digits,
I could let this one slide”

So she turned on them waterworks
And started to cry and said
“It’s just so nice to meet a generous guy”.
And when he leaned in real close like
And looked her in the eye
She licked her lips and bit his head
Clean off of his spine. Yo!

You should have seen it,
The way her Venus Fly Trap lured him in
She’s the meanest,
Man-eating machine
This side of Mississippi
That there ever has been

The catcallers,
The nightcrawlers:
She’s comin’ to get ya!
She’s comin’ to get ya!

The smooth-talkers,
The power walkers:
She’s comin’ to get ya!
She’s comin’ to get ya!

They really mean it when they say
She’s got a terrible taste in men

You should have seen it,
The way her Venus Fly Trap lured him in
She’s the meanest,
Man-eating machine
This side of Mississippi
That there ever has been.